I love baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby hippos.

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Read about Owen, the baby hippo who adopted a 103-year-old tortoise as his mama, from the blog of his caretaker.

JoeyHemlock's Quick-and-Easy Guide to Determining if You're a Human or an Alien

1. Get all worked up about something. Be not-your-best. Feel sad or mad. Be one step away from kicking your cat (but DON'T, please).
2. Look at a picture of a baby hippopotamus, such as the ones below, while saying "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby hippo."
3. Do you feel at least a little better? If not, you are an alien. Or possibly a robot.